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Want to Impress the Ladies? Watch What You Hang on Your Walls

If you're a single man who wants to impress the ladies in a big way, make sure you have the right stuff hanging on your walls. And, the right stuff is real art.

We're not talking about posters, album covers, beer signs, or silly, plastic paintings. We're talking about real art. The stuff that real, living artists create.

Real art is what you see at art fairs and art galleries in hundreds and hundreds of different styles, themes and materials, framed, unframed and setting on pedestals. It's everything from oil paintings to prints and fine art photos, collages, montages, sculptured figurines, plates, vases and full blown busts.

What's wonderful about real art, and what impresses the ladies is that you can use it to fill your home with color, shapes, and ideas that will make your place look absolutely outstanding.

 

Leonardo's Bioconstruction by artist Rubin Cukier is an example of an original surrealism oil painting with tremendous impact perfect for making a statement.  The decorative color, abstract shapes of the buildings and the idea behind the painting, however you interpret it, is the type of painting that can speak volumes about you as an individual.  It's edgy and out there, but it's also the kind of art that is thought provoking.

And, that's what really impresses the ladies. The art on your walls is a reflection of your personality and your taste. It doesn't need to be surrealism or edgy art, it just needs to be what you like and appreciate.

Of course, there is one caveat.  If you have very bad taste, the art you hang on your walls could work against you. But, maybe she has bad taste, too.  So, great!  It's a match made in heaven!

But, fortunately for most of us, even if we have bad taste, ninety-nine percent of original art is quite beautiful and very cool. After all, artists are artists because they know how to use form and color to create impact and beauty.

But, you won't go wrong if this is your taste in art.  Landscapes are clearly the most popular theme among artists and art buyers.  Artist Warren Keating is a master at capturing fresh air on canvas.  Maui Golf: Putting At Wailea Emerald, Hawaii is a large 36" x 48" original oil on canvas that could accomplish a couple of goals for you.  It's not only an impressive artwork that could be the focal point for a home office or formal living area, but it's a painting that likely will increase in value over time.

So, if you love landscapes that's fine.  But, the theme or style of art that you buy isn't really what matters.  It sounds like a cliche but it's true that all you really need to do is to let the art speak to you. If you catch your breath when you see a painting or fine art photo, or if you react to it in any way, it likely deserves to occupy a space on your wall.

And the bonus?  When you surround yourself with art that speaks to you and it's art that you love, you'll undoubtedly impress the ladies.  When she sees your place she's certain to be impressed with your sensitivity and your sense of style.  It follows that she'll be equally impressed with you.  And if she isn't?  Well, she has no taste in art.

 Where to Find Real Art

At www.DiscoveredArtists.com you can search over 4000 pieces of original and limited edition art created by international, independent Artists. Search by style, color, price, shape, size, and theme. Read artist biographies and search for artists by career experience, credentials, juried status and more.

Artwork is shipped directly to you from the artist's studio. Prices are set by the artist, not by the gallery. Purchase art using a major credit card using a secure shopping cart. All purchases are backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee including return shipping.

About the Author

The author is Business Development manager for DiscoveredArtists.com an online marketplace for buying and selling original artwork. She is focused on promoting the use of original and limited edition artwork for home decorating.
Mission: Original Art for Everyman !

Is it to early to swap out the 10w30 for 5w30 oil?

in the nightstand. Since fall and winter are creeping up, I want to make sure I have the proper oils for the ladies on those cold winter nights.

BQ: Do the ladies keep 3 in 1 oil handy for the wild orgies?

LOL yer kiddin I hope.

Keri Lotion
KY
even vaseline in a pinch (No don't pinch)
Coconut butter on the night table
Yowee if ya run out of anything, always keep a can of Crisco handy.

I got a feelin there's gonna be some sticky business goin on.

Dallas

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